daangmel:

I like when people record themselves singing and they give the warning that they just were “sick” so it’s not their best. 

NUMBER 1 WHY WOULD YOU RECORD SOMETHING IF YOU’RE GETTING OVER A SICKNESS

NUMBER 2 YOURE PROBABLY NOT SICK AT ALL

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

and about me page check it check it

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keithmorris:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

madeagoestohell:

i never actually understood the phrase “the butt of the joke”

butts are no joke to me

i take butts very seriously