it’s uncomfortable when people siphon off part of your personality and make it their own
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
(via drarna)
In all seriousness if Yahoo’s acquisition of Tumblr actually brings in a huge of flood of new users what will actually happen is that the ratio of people who wordlessly reblog cool photos to people who slap stupid gifs of Jared Padalecki being a bad actor on every single damn thing will tip back in a favourable direction and that’s why I’m welcoming Yahoo’s acquisition of Tumblr with open arms like an unholy swarm of ravenous locusts systematically stripping the meat from my bones
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
(via fytattoossucks)
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
(via thefartsinourstars)
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
(via misfitting-skin)
